Oh, we do like to be beside the seaside...

Oh, we do like to be beside the sea. Until, I stepped into the water and saw a plastic bag. Not really scary, huh? But after hearing that jellyfish were increasing down the coast line, and that some of them could sting you, and that one person said they look like empty plastic bags, and I saw one, I freaked out. I launched my self on to the sand, virtually shrieking- ''JELLYFIIIIIISH ATAAAAAAACK!!!!!!!!' So as I was digging a hole to Australia in the sand, a young boy, about 5-6 comes and tells me there is a Tesco bag stuck on my foot. I pulled myself out of the sand, lookbaround to find the majority of the beach scanning the water for a screaming girl and carefully fling the Tesco bag back in the water. 

Damned Tesco bags.

I will never go to Tesco again.

Toodles, AchiMango xxx

Slip on the sunblock, slap on the...

...sunscreen.

Won pots ll'i yako .sdrawkcab gnitirw ma i srettenretni gnignol read ym lla oT (if you are baffled by the jumbled words above, I've written it backwards. Such fun!)

The summer has finally arrived on a delayed train (delayed by years) as well as a dodgy heatwave (early import on the weather train, meant for asia ended up in England) and the royal baby. (Anything royal does not come in delayed trains. It would come in a rolls Royce.... Bur it wasn't delayed anyway...)

The infamous ''holiday crash'' (e.g. bombardment from mini school kids ) has started. Suddenly while I am putting out the washing, a wild hose sprays me and the clean washing with freezing ice-cold water. And as a bonus, it does not go unnoticed. Great.

At least there is no shortage on ice-cream... I tried to make some ice cream in the ice-cream maker yesterday... Passionfruit flavour! It was soo delicious, I think I have permanent brain freeze. Oh well, I will make some more and more and more!

Love, achimango xx

The night must end...

The clouds must clear.

Here I am again! I had to take a day off yesterday, as my spluttering and wheezing was getting a bit out of control, and, well, it was time for a day off anyway. I spent the day in bed, reading, or playing on the tablet homework, as the good girl I am. O(:^D)

So I have a full day rehearsal tomorrow,  and I need to find costumes for these characters: a sleepy person, and an inquisitive child called Lavender. Such is my own description, but my clothing is not like that.

How do you dress like a sleepy person?!?

I trashed half my dresses ages ago, so I am left staring at a nice white dress, knee-length, with pretty pink flowers with a turquoise hem. I guess that could do for the child... paired with tights and some ballet-pumps, I suppose? I will iron it later.

But for the sleepy person... Maybe a work-suit type thing that hasn't been ironed? My hair all messy? (That would be the character, I HAVE NEVER EVER GONE ANYWHERE WITH BED-HAIR OR UNCOMBED HAIR, IT IS A SIN) Or I could just act really sleepy, but look really pretty. Woo! Or I could look like this:

Cheerios, AchiMango x

We'll always be together...

...In electric dreams.

I always feel like I am travelling through time and space when my clock says 20:11.
I mumble to the nearest person ''Hey! It's 20:11! I can go back and ace my exams all over again now, I really would like to also... Damn it's 20:12! I should go get my locker keys out of the changing rooms before I eternally lose them like I did! Ooh, yeah, and I will... Damn it's 20:13!  Time goes by so fast, huh? It was like time never changed!''

At this moment, the person I am talking to rolls their eyes and/or slaps their forehead. Then I get ignored. Meh.

Also, I was nearly dying today because I have a sore throat and a bad cough, so (obviously) I would go to the nurse, so  guess what? The nurse tells me to take 4 cough sweets! I was alarmed, but, she is a qualified nurse, so I could trust her.

I go on the coach, and instantly feel sick, a painful stomach, on top of a horrid cough and a sore throat. Lovely.

I now have a vendetta against that nurse. I need a 1-Up. Let me check in my first aid kit.

Love, AchiMango x

There's a she wolf in the closet...

...Open up and let me breathe.

My dear bloggers, and in-the-net people,

I have tried my foodie skills out today, by making some banana pancakes. I am allergic to egg, so the recipe was delicious until I had a go at making some.

I dropped the pan twice.

Unfortunadamente, I ended up with half the batter on the floor, or burnt. I am officially banned from the kitchen.
 Yes, no imaginary ''...and to toast the bread, carefully pop it in this toasting-device, like so...'' which I basically do every morning.

What I did not mention in my last blog, (Crucial mistake) is that I am an accessorize-er. I collect badges and post them on my bag, almost secretly, and no-one ever notices. Until my front pocket is filled with badges, and they say ''Woah!  Did you go rob some badge-shop or something?'' in which I decide to smile at them, which makes them think I am insane and actually did rob a badge-shop. CONFIRMATION: I did not rob a badge-shop, despite all popular rumours.

I also like cross-stitching, and needle-work, but when I try to stitch it ends up in big tangle and/or I forgot to tie a knot at the end in which all my stitching unwinds before my eyes in an un-satisfying manner.

If you want to know what I was trying to achieve, have a look... (NOT MY WORK!)

Twit-twoo, AchiMango xx

And the red curtain rolls to reveal...

A blogger.

Well to all the lovely bloggers and internetters, you are now reading my blog. At first sight, one must be thinking, such a weird name, AchiMango, but it basically means good mango. Yes. I am a mango, ready to invade the world. My heart is made of the sticky sweet orange flesh, beating mango through my body. Unfortunately my outside is human. Ugh, way to crush my dreams.

You have stumbled upon a foodie, cupcake baker, chocoholic and utter owl lover. From now on all my blogs will be about those few things. But back to owls, To prove their cuteness, this will now show you the inner owl.

Ta ta for now, AchiMango xx